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03:13pm 24/08/2009
 
mood: WHAT THE FUCK SHE PUKED AGAIN!
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Conversation from Halo   
04:31am 26/07/2009
 
mood: amused
Rainbow Crack: Viva Pinata.

Rambo Crack: It's a process.

1. You take your machete and cut open a major vain in a parallel.
2. Shove at least half of available crack into open vain.
3. Stitch yourself up.

Note: All must be done within thirty seconds.

Sometimes, it's best not to ask how these things come up.
 
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Cheers!   
11:48pm 19/03/2009
  I made a new icon!

I have fallen in love with Killzone 2. I have this bizarre love for the Helghast, and would willingly cosplay one if that says anything.
 
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Words of Wisdom   
06:13pm 07/02/2009
  Honesty is the best policy, but it's more trouble than it's worth.  
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03:00am 30/01/2009
  Who the hell put Robo Barry White in muh Bejeweled 2?  
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02:25am 09/01/2009
  Sweet, I think I just heard four gunshots. Badass.  
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03:22pm 12/12/2008
  Got in a cat fight with a drag queen after being hit on by like ten guys. It's been a productive day.  
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04:20am 25/11/2008
  What to get someone you haaaaate.  
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11:02pm 21/11/2008
  http://www.rainx.com/Products/Windshield_Treatment/Anti-Fog.aspx

Best way to indirectly surprise your hot and heavy teenager in the heat of the moment.
 
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Linger in Shadow   
02:52pm 12/10/2008
  Link link link

I thought I'd share the screenshots I got from this non-game. It's impressively enjoyable for an interactive movie. I'm really bad at explaining what it is, so here's the Playstation link:

Playstation Page

This is the company that made it.
Plastic Demo
 
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Writer's Block: Eat Your Vegetables   
06:56pm 06/10/2008
 

The fall harvest is showing up in markets now, including many of the green vegetables children find so disgusting and yet are forced to eat. What is the most disgusting thing you’ve eaten, either by choice or against your will?

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Forced, brussel sprouts. Poop on that noise.

My own free will, mystery shrimp from a seafood buffet. That was just bad news.

By accident, I thought this thing was filled with cheese when I was little. Turned out to be some gross custard that I couldn't finish.
 
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My friend made this!   
08:04pm 30/09/2008
 


He did the flash, I did the drawing haha.
 
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OHMUHGAWD   
02:38am 12/08/2008
  I finally finished Folklore. I was on the last chapter since Brawl came out and kinda got distracted haha. I'm absolutely in love with this game. The music was wonderful, the story was great and a little weird at the end. There's just something satisfying about taking a really huge creature to smash something small and cute.

I broke down and bought Super Stardust HD. It's so hard! I've done two bosses and I do like the design. There's lot of explosions haha. I like that the bosses have bright, obvious weak spots that they actually protect, instead of standing there letting you take advantage of them.

I also broke down and got a Rock Band drumset for 25 bucks. Probably going to Ebay it instead of actually getting the game. Poop on that business.

I just killed a giant two inch mutant mosquito looking thing with 409 and enough kleenex to not feel the damn thing. In reality, it was a harmless "Canadian Soldier" according to my dad. I don't care. In my mind, I'm blaming him for the six bug bites in one night, and has been martyred as such.

Good for him.
 
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01:04pm 10/08/2008
  I absolute hate GUTS.

Of course, this means that they have to bring it back.

I need me some "pixOs" to help me endure this.
 
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Slow down bitch!   
01:35pm 04/08/2008
   
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04:13am 23/07/2008
  http://www.nintendo.co.jp/wii/features/digicame/movie.html

I would be all over the business cards and prebound books. I think my mom would poop herself for this as well.

EDIT:

http://www.meatbun.us/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=45&osCsid=08a4ab22f6ab0cc2ae6a9196672da4af

Holy shit hawt.
 
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FO' MUH KITTEHZ!   
02:26pm 12/07/2008
  Once you go tap, you never go back.

http://gizmodo.com/5024588/automatic-cat-faucet-is-one-diy-hack-that-felines-will-love
 
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09:35pm 09/07/2008
  http://gizmodo.com/5023612/his-and-hers-wiimote-dildos-attachments-launch-september-9th-are-you-ready

Sharing for all. Kinda SFW, if you think it's a spoon handle at first like I did.
 
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Happy Father's Day   
06:33pm 15/06/2008
 
mood: amused
But here's to hoping that doesn't apply to any of you yet.

I got my dad Guitar Hero III and he loves it. For the life of me, he cannot pass a song, so I might have to suck it up and unlock songs for him so he can play more than just the initial like 8 to 10 songs.

I never realized how laggy our TV really is until I was told to play a song. I'll have to calibrate that later cause it's awful.

Sad times, the down strum pooped out about twenty minutes in. It'll occasionally work, but for the life of me it wouldn't work after a while. I'm hoping it was just an isolated incident, but if it isn't I'll have to return it. :(

All that really matters is that he loved opening it, he loved playing it, and I need to get some new music unlocked because I'm so sick of Slow Ride.
 
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Huh.   
02:51am 08/06/2008
  I've come to realize two things just now.

1) There's a Green Channel

2) Bill Nye has a show on it.

I might just have to watch this stupid channel more.
 
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