The Blurting Dragon

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 04:11:04 GMT

I made a new icon. Yay.

Poop

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 21:42:12 GMT

So school started Thursday. I'm enjoying my classes thus far, and I'm dealing with the whole waking up way too early, but I keep getting this string of subtly bad luck. It's like nothing is super severe, but put it together and it makes me want to hurt something.

First off, my schedule is ass. I have to be in class in the morning, either 9:30 to 11:20 or 11:45 to...something, and then I have a three or two hour period of squat until one of my animation classes.

Thursday, I only had Japanese at 11:45. That was ok until I couldn't park. Fuuuun. Then my window breaks and I have to pray no one steals my crappy car. THEN I couldn't find the damn room. It's apparently hidden in a dorm hall. What the balls.
After that, I had 2D which has Javier and Ronne, which makes things better. However, I'm the only girl in a room of like 20. Again, what the balls.

Friday, I have my early class. I barely make it in on time, but I was not last. That somehow makes it better in my head. My sci-fi teacher seems cool, and I think I may have had him for another English class. Hmm.
No Japanese, so I have a three hour wait which I spend with Derek, the most chipper and friendly dude ever.
End everything with 3D with the teacher I detest. I'm trying to give him a clean slate after being a dick last semester. There's no Chris or Adam to fuck things up and have me associated with, so I might survive.

Monday, what the fuck. I get to the parking lot early, 20 minutes early, and there's already ten other cars sharking away for spots. Half an hour passes, I'm ten minutes late for class, and I still can't find anything. I decide to go behind the campus and try to park in another lot, to no avail. I return to my usual place and there's STILL people trying to park that I was fighting with like ten minutes ago. I give up and park next to the baseball fields. Whatever, just pray that no one cares about your car and walk to class. I missed my first class but finally made it to Japanese on time. Yay.
I love my Japanese teacher. She's adorable and her engrish is wonderful.
I'm leaving my class to contemplate foods when I see a skateboarder eat shit. Nothing too serious, he just flew off his board for no real reason. I laughed under my breath only to trip on the ghetto sidewalk to seconds later. Fucking karma.

TL;DR version:
My car's window died.
I have yet to be early or on time for an early class.
I have lots of guy friends.
I hate my 3D teacher but I want to be the bigger person.
Parking at NMSU is ass and where the fuck did all of these people come from?
Indian food makes my world so much happier.
My cat keeps puking, and it makes me weep.
POKEMON!!!!

P.S. My cat gets stage fright when she uses the potty. I don't know why, but she has issues with that.

Conversation from Halo

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 10:35:00 GMT

Rainbow Crack: Viva Pinata.

Rambo Crack: It's a process.

1. You take your machete and cut open a major vain in a parallel.
2. Shove at least half of available crack into open vain.
3. Stitch yourself up.

Note: All must be done within thirty seconds.

Sometimes, it's best not to ask how these things come up.

Cheers!

Fri, 20 Mar 2009 05:45:42 GMT

I made a new icon!

I have fallen in love with Killzone 2. I have this bizarre love for the Helghast, and would willingly cosplay one if that says anything.

Words of Wisdom

Sun, 08 Feb 2009 01:17:10 GMT

Honesty is the best policy, but it's more trouble than it's worth.

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 09:56:13 GMT

Who the hell put Robo Barry White in muh Bejeweled 2?

Fri, 09 Jan 2009 09:20:48 GMT

Sweet, I think I just heard four gunshots. Badass.

Home

Fri, 12 Dec 2008 22:18:35 GMT

Got in a cat fight with a drag queen after being hit on by like ten guys. It's been a productive day.

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 11:18:22 GMT

What to get someone you haaaaate.

Sat, 22 Nov 2008 05:59:29 GMT

http://www.rainx.com/Products/Windshield_Treatment/Anti-Fog.aspx

Best way to indirectly surprise your hot and heavy teenager in the heat of the moment.

Linger in Shadow

Sun, 12 Oct 2008 20:58:50 GMT

Link link link

I thought I'd share the screenshots I got from this non-game. It's impressively enjoyable for an interactive movie. I'm really bad at explaining what it is, so here's the Playstation link:

Playstation Page

This is the company that made it.
Plastic Demo

Writer's Block: Eat Your Vegetables

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 00:55:41 GMT

The fall harvest is showing up in markets now, including many of the green vegetables children find so disgusting and yet are forced to eat. What is the most disgusting thing you’ve eaten, either by choice or against your will?

Submitted By bloodcurdling

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Forced, brussel sprouts. Poop on that noise.

My own free will, mystery shrimp from a seafood buffet. That was just bad news.

By accident, I thought this thing was filled with cheese when I was little. Turned out to be some gross custard that I couldn't finish.

My friend made this!

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 00:04:04 GMT

Create your own Jack-o-Lantern

He did the flash, I did the drawing haha.

OHMUHGAWD

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 08:46:26 GMT

I finally finished Folklore. I was on the last chapter since Brawl came out and kinda got distracted haha. I'm absolutely in love with this game. The music was wonderful, the story was great and a little weird at the end. There's just something satisfying about taking a really huge creature to smash something small and cute.

I broke down and bought Super Stardust HD. It's so hard! I've done two bosses and I do like the design. There's lot of explosions haha. I like that the bosses have bright, obvious weak spots that they actually protect, instead of standing there letting you take advantage of them.

I also broke down and got a Rock Band drumset for 25 bucks. Probably going to Ebay it instead of actually getting the game. Poop on that business.

I just killed a giant two inch mutant mosquito looking thing with 409 and enough kleenex to not feel the damn thing. In reality, it was a harmless "Canadian Soldier" according to my dad. I don't care. In my mind, I'm blaming him for the six bug bites in one night, and has been martyred as such.

Good for him.

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 19:02:12 GMT

I absolute hate GUTS.

Of course, this means that they have to bring it back.

I need me some "pixOs" to help me endure this.

Slow down bitch!

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 19:32:38 GMT

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 10:10:32 GMT

http://www.nintendo.co.jp/wii/features/digicame/movie.html

I would be all over the business cards and prebound books. I think my mom would poop herself for this as well.

EDIT:

http://www.meatbun.us/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=45&osCsid=08a4ab22f6ab0cc2ae6a9196672da4af

Holy shit hawt.

FO' MUH KITTEHZ!

Sat, 12 Jul 2008 20:23:40 GMT

Once you go tap, you never go back.

http://gizmodo.com/5024588/automatic-cat-faucet-is-one-diy-hack-that-felines-will-love

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 03:32:01 GMT

http://gizmodo.com/5023612/his-and-hers-wiimote-dildos-attachments-launch-september-9th-are-you-ready

Sharing for all. Kinda SFW, if you think it's a spoon handle at first like I did.

Happy Father's Day

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 00:38:19 GMT

But here's to hoping that doesn't apply to any of you yet.

I got my dad Guitar Hero III and he loves it. For the life of me, he cannot pass a song, so I might have to suck it up and unlock songs for him so he can play more than just the initial like 8 to 10 songs.

I never realized how laggy our TV really is until I was told to play a song. I'll have to calibrate that later cause it's awful.

Sad times, the down strum pooped out about twenty minutes in. It'll occasionally work, but for the life of me it wouldn't work after a while. I'm hoping it was just an isolated incident, but if it isn't I'll have to return it. :(

All that really matters is that he loved opening it, he loved playing it, and I need to get some new music unlocked because I'm so sick of Slow Ride.

Huh.

Sun, 08 Jun 2008 08:49:17 GMT

I've come to realize two things just now.

1) There's a Green Channel

2) Bill Nye has a show on it.

I might just have to watch this stupid channel more.

Reality TV...

Mon, 19 May 2008 21:28:18 GMT

...has taught me one thing. Rich people are retarded and need diamond/Sworovski crystal encrusted safety helmets.

P.S.

Parents aren't much better.

http://www.gamedaily.com/articles/news/nintendo-apologizes-for-wii-fit-calling-little-girl-fat/?icid=1615984947x1202640542x1200306081

Thu, 01 May 2008 07:04:59 GMT

My sister's water broke about five and a half hours ago.

Edit: Baby X was born around 1:15 AM, May 1st. They can't figure out what to name her yet, so Baby X she shall remain. I'm worried about my sister's condition; her past c-section ripped or something like that. Baby has some serious lungs on her, so she's healthy or just loud, I'm not sure which.

All I hope for is that her sister doesn't bludgeon her and that she isn't allergic to cats. Other than that, she seems to be pretty healthy.

Tue, 08 Apr 2008 04:37:57 GMT

Stupid college girl's proudest moment: "I'm on the bonus disc of Girl's Gone Wild!"

Her daddy's proudest moment: "I just saw my daughter on my Girl's Gone Wild bonus disc."

Classy classy commercials.

Anyone feel like dancing?

Haha

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 19:15:35 GMT

what flavor pocky are you?

[c] sugardew

Fuck you Pocky!